i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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