I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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