This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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