Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Randomize
