someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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