how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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