Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I have feelings that need drinking.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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