maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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