So gin and wine won't be happening again
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize