i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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