Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Randomize
