The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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