Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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