That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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