Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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