yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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