How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
