"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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