Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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