don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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