there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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