If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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