We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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