It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Quick, to the slutcave!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
