You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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