none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
