So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
