This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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