Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
