You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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