The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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