I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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