talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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