talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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