She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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