I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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