You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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