We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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