Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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