Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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