yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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