i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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