Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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