You surviving the open bar?
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Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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