Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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