Are we in a gay sports bar?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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