they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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