Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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