i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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