all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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