in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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