quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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