I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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